December 2011
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Aikina's prompt.
Sango: Hey, handsome, good evening-
Hideaki: You! GOD, do you have any idea of what you are doing, God you're so--!
Sango: Wait wait wait what's the matter? I've just arrived and you start yelling at me?
Hideaki: You shouldn't come HERE.
Sango: Why not?
Hideaki: Because you can't.
Sango: But I wanted to see you!
Hideaki: I'm sure your people don't want to see their queen sneaking into some random man's house!
Sango: Don't be silly, dear, I was completely careful. Nobody noticed that was me!
Hideaki: How could it be?
Sango: Can't you see I am disguised?
Hideaki: .....I'm afraid the correct answer to your question is "yes", so I rather don't say what I can see.
Sango: GOD, how can't you? Look at this hat!
Hideaki: I'm looking, go on.
Sango: It covers all my face.
Hideaki: And?
Sango: This way no one can see who I am! My features are all covered! I'm sure I didn't call attention for me.
Hideaki: I might say, my queen, that your HUGE hat is bright red, ornated with even brighter SILK flowers and embroidered with gold threads.
Sango: Yes, I know. Isn't beautiful?
Hideaki: GOD, woman, everyone out there is probably TALKING about that right now. You just attracted trouble for us with this useless hat of yours!
Sango: Oh, dear, stop worrying this much.
Hideaki: Are you FINE with it? They're gonna SPREAD some kind of terrible rumor. What if they do that?
Sango: Then we buy their silence.
Hideaki: What?
Sango: Oh, dear, I could buy your life with this "huge hat".
Hideaki: ...
Sango: And you still called it useless.
November 2011
99 posts
X-Men: First Class Sequel Announced →
gyzym:
Charles: Erik! Children! They’re making another movie about us!
Erik: Oh, damn. Does this mean we have to pretend to be divorced again?
Charles: Only for the filming, love.
Scott: Hey, maybe I’ll get to be in this one!
Alex: Wait, aren’t you supposed to be older than me?
Darwin: IF I’M STILL DEAD THERE IS GOING TO BE A SERIOUS FUCKING SITUATION AND NO ONE IS GONNA BE ABLE TO...
We all have that one friend who has been living... →
lmaogtfo:
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It’s hard when you’re this one friend yourself /mylife
So we were watching Goblet of Fire tonight →
theannoyingskwid:
tateandviolets:
theatomicboom:
and it was at this part:
and we were laughing at it until my mom said “This is the only time Fred and George got to see each other old.”
why
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MY HEART HAS JUST BEEN TORN IN A THOUSAND OF MISERABLE PIECES T_T
Disney Endings →
theannoyingskwid:
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I call this: how to ruin a person’s childhood
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I SWEAR I'M TOTALLY GOING TO TATTOO "SHELLY I LOVE...
sleepyshell:
crippspink:
Because she writes the most lovely and fun stories when she feels like it. And I live a little for this moments OH MY GOOOOD.
HUAHUSHAUHSUHAUHSUHAUSHUHAUSHUAHUSH
WOW I didn’t think you were gonna like it so much XDD
Thanks dear *_______*
And I’m still waiting for the story you said you would write.
I WROTE IT ALREADY, DARLING (it’s silly and short and...
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I SWEAR I'M TOTALLY GOING TO TATTOO "SHELLY I LOVE...
Because she writes the most lovely and fun stories when she feels like it. And I live a little for this moments OH MY GOOOOD.
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It hurts, that’s what Kevin thinks on their first time. It probably hurts for him because it hurts for Bob, who sinks his nails on his shoulders, twitching and clenching around him as if he wants to get rid of that pain. It’s hard to keep control and Kevin is really, really doing his best to be gentle, because Bob is obviously feeling hurt like hell. But somehow it’s incredibly...
English is not my native language.
So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something??” or “Damn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her ”.
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Emergency contact
Bob: I've put my parents as my emergency contact.
Kevin: Don't you think this is unpractical?
Bob: Why do you say that?
Kevin: They're in another city.
Bob: And?
Kevin: And if you happen to be involved in a car accident, they will take too long to arrive here.
Bob: Yeah, but they're kinda the only thing I have? I mean, they can be stupid sometimes, but I can rely on them.
Kevin: That's true.
Bob: What about you, Marley?
Kevin: Me?
Bob: Who did you put as emergency contact on your cellphone?
Kevin: You.
Bob: ...
Kevin: Besides the occasional stupidity, you're someone I can rely on.
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Mr. Richards: So, did you like her?
Bob: Yeah, I guess. She's nice.
Mr. Richards: Just that? "She's nice"?
Bob: Well, she DOES have really great boobs.
Mr. Richards: What else?
Bob: What else what?
Mr. Richards: She's pretty and can cook. Her parents are very close friends of our family-
Bob: Dad...
Mr. Richards: -and your mother loves chatting with her, really, son, you-
Bob: Dad, listen-
Mr. Richards: -should consider the possibilities and--
Bob: DAD!
Mr. Richards: What?
Bob: Stop it.
Mr. Richards: Listen, I'm not saying you have to MARRY her, I'm just saying you should think about that.
Bob: I don't want to do that.
Mr. Richards: Why not? Bob, what's wrong with you!
Bob: Nothing! There's nothing wrong--!
Mr. Richards: I'm trying to HELP you! You were always looking at naked girls on magazines and suddenly you decide you are a damn fag?!
Bob: I-- Shit! I'm not--
Mr: You're not? You're NOT? You're--! You are fucking that guy! How is it not being a fag?! You want a guy screwing you!
Bob: SHIT, dad, I'm not with-- fuck, I'm not with Marley because he is a guy, shit shit--
Mr. Richards: Don't yell at me, Robert--!
Bob: --I'm with a guy because he IS Marley! Don't you fucking get it?!
"The Greeks thought that homosexuality was more...
the-wicked-witch:
MY EYES ARE FILLED WITH TEARS
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when your mom starts to say you are going to hell...
YOU:
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Maria: Henry, I've written a new line for my novel! Do you wanna listen to it?
Henry: I... yeah, uh, sure.
Maria: “They kissed with passion, with deep lust. Their touches were as fervent as the hot oil in the saucepan."
Henry: ...
Maria: "The lovers shared a kiss as French as the fries submerged in that yellow cooking oil, with only the fat smoke of bacons and burgers as their witnesses."
Henry: ...
Maria: So??? What do you think??!
Henry: I think you really should consider being a singer. Really, love.
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Trying to draw a person. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Draw the first eye:
Now draw the second one:
This is a cool blog to follow
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