Amigo: ei, peste.
Eu: fala, estorvo.
smut scene mob!AU
Just because I’ve read this again and thought it was too worth reading to not post it. (Written by sleepyshell and I) Bob is rushing and rushing him, mouth and hands all over Kevin’s skin, taking everything he can, and even if it’s him who sets the pace, who demands, who leads, it’s Kevin who sinks his fingers on Bob’s thighs and pulls him closer, so silent and honest and...
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Me: [thinking of gayporn while looking at the TV]
Mom: Why are you smiling?
Me: Oh--Because of the movie on TV, obviously. That- uh, scene.
Mom: ...That character just died.
Me: It was hilarious.
Person: you can't ship that pairing it's not canon
Me: watch me
Black: Come on, man! Let's do something crazy!
White: ...I don't really think we should.
Black: Why not?!
White: It's not a good time.
Black: I'm bored. You're boring. It's perfect timing.
White: Well, I shall insist--
Black: My motocycle is parked right upstairs, we could--
White: I don't want to, this is just unnecessary.
Black: Geez, man, let's wear awesome sunglasses! Hit the road! Wind against our faces! Be badasses!
White: We don't need to prove ourselves like that.
Black: We are not proving anything! We are just being, c'mon!
White: I don't need to. I'm pretty sure I'm sufficiently... "badass" already.
Black: Oh really? Tell me something badass you've ever done.
White: I pulled the push door once.
Black: Just put this helmet and let's go.
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